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Saturday, 18 May 2013

Barbed-wire and BASTARDS


Living as I do in the country, I’ve grown a serious aversion to barbed-wire.

I can see that it can be useful in restraining cattle. And in trench warfare (until the arrival of the tank, that is). And in prisons and concentration camps and the like (as razor-wire).

It’s been with us, more or less unchanged, since its invention in France in the 1860s and standardisation in the US a decade later.  

But nowadays it’s everywhere in the country. Round every field and gate and stile (much of it rusty and forlorn). Whether or not there’s any purpose to its presence.

It’s a blight. It’s unsightly. It’s practically indestructible. And it constantly causes injury, especially to children, and to both domesticated and wild animals – horses, deer, bats, birds etc. 

Is this a global problem? Should we be forming a pressure group?

I propose the Barbed-wire And Suchlike Total And Rapid Destruction Society (BASTARDS).